20-08-2022, 09:00 PM
MISCONCEPTIONS ON WWII IN YUGOSLAVIA – A FEW WORDS ON “THE NARRATIVE”
When you get to read about the Yugoslav WWII history, you see a narrative along the lines of: Tito Great, Germans can’t beat him, Chetniks weak/bad, and Italians and/or Ustashe might get a short mention. This is neatly packed into the Neretva/Sutjeska films of Hollywood quality, and even some actual Hollywood films – and you know films trump books any day of the week. And The Narrative is quite interesting, and reads like a Western or Boy’s Adventure story.
When you, however, continue to read more books, and even some documents (albeit carefully chosen by our Friendly Neighborhood Party Censors), you kinda get a bit suspicious of The Narrative. Things get a little bit more complicated, greyish. Dare I say it: you even start entertaining thoughts that The Narrative is complete B.S.
Just to test The Narrative a little bit, I decided to play around with the names and places – just a bit, to confirm its soundness.
Here it goes:
- Germany and Italy occupy Britain in 1940 and the King and Government flee to Canada.
- The Germans and Italians split the country, and install a virulently fash puppet government in (enlarged) Scotland.
- The remnants of the British Army are scattered, but are slowly being organized by a certain colonel Montgomery, who vowed to continue resistance as the leader of the Home Army. The people affectionately call him “Monty”, while Churchill appoints him as the C-in-C of the British Army.
- The Anglican Church sends out reports that the Axis Scotland seems to be violently “repressing” the English, avenging old wrongs. Americans think this is overblown. On the other hand, the Gestapo confirms that about a Million English have perished in the first year, in very nasty ways.
- The Germans turn a blind eye. The Italians, being gentler souls, are somewhat horrified by this, and stop it in their occupation zone.
- Colonel Montgomery tries to organize help to the repressed English, and sends several of his detachments to combat Axis Scotland forces in a bloody ethnic struggle, showing his true English chauvinist colors.
- Germany invades the USSR, and the Communist Party of Great Britain (CPGB) immediately calls for a massive revolt, and form their Partisan Army, led by the enigmatic, charismatic leader with a strong foreign accent – TITO.
- This immediately stirs up the English (immediately as in 2 months), and forces the weakling Montgomery to reluctantly join the revolt against the Germans, citing that the revolt will fail without US help, and that helping the North of England is in any case more urgent. It is obvious he is a borderline collaborator, and afraid of the CPGB’s popularity. Ultimately, he gives in, and approves the revolt. It just so happens that the revolt now becomes massive and the Home Army takes over the first town from the Germans, but this was accidental.
- CPGB sets up a Soviet Republic behind the front lines in German-vacated Manchester – a highly popular move, because we all know the English were fed up by the monarchy by 1940. And they shoot some collaborators. About 6.000 in the first round, give or take a few.
- This causes the reactionary Montgomery to accuse them of wanting to institute communism in Britain. Thus, it is obvious that he is to blame for the coming civil war.
- The Germans send in reinforcements and decide to shoot 100 English for every German killed, 50 for every wounded. Germans being Germans, actually do what they said they will do, and kill some 60.000 civilians.
- The treasonous Montgomery, pathetically wanting to end reprisals, and sandwiched between the Partisans and Germans, talks to both. This means he is a collaborator! Actually, the Yankee mission located with Montgomery is not of the same opinion, but they will get around it soon enough, when they discover Montgomery is cozying up with the Italians, always with the lame excuse that they protect English civilians, and that the Yanks send almost no help.
- The temporarily displaced Partisans march over to the chaotic North England, occupied by Axis Scotland, and set up residence there. The Yanks and Germans note that they go along splendidly with the Scots, who start joining the Partisans, because they both understand everything was caused by centuries of English aristocratic and bourgeois oppression. And, of course, they beat up on the Home Army every time they meet.
- In time, the Yankee missions realize that TITO is the real active leader of the resistance, while Montgomery is weak and vacillating, always asking when the Americans will land in England, in order to start a full revolt. Contrast that to TITO, who always says that there is no need whatsoever for Americans to land, and cares not for English civilian casualties (reaching by that point anywhere from 1.5 to 3 Million – but that is the price US is willing to pay).
- Yankees decide it is useless to send help to Montgomery (not that they actually sent him anything), and send copious amounts of aid, instructors, weapons and air support to TITO, who is immensely popular with the people (US and USSR propaganda helped this a bit, of course), and has a huge Partisan Army, not like that loser Montgomery. Partisans now have more automatic weapons than the Germans, and are the bestest guerilla army ever.
- And the Yanks knew they were right all along for supporting TITO, because they now heard that some of Montgomery’s commanders are in cahoots with the Germans, who supply them with ammunition. Yes, Montgomery has no other option if he wants to save England from communism, and, yes, he does rescue some 1.500 US airmen from the Germans, but that is neither here nor there.
- However, it seems our boy TITO got slightly stalled at liberating England from the Germans. Some reports say he is not even able to defeat Montgomery. But no worries, the Yanks remove Churchill and force the King to disavow Montgomery, and the Soviet tanks landed to kick out the Germans and install TITO in London. And yes, he institutes a bit of the Red Terror, shoots some collaborators (meaning his opponents) - hundreds of thousands to be exact - but they had it coming.
- United Kingdom became the Federal Socialist Republic of Britain, with England subdivided into several smaller Republics, because, as we all know “A Weak England Means Strong Britain”.
Sounds totally legit to me.